WEB
SITE TERMS OF USE AND DISCLAIMER
TERMS OF USE...
Wow! You actually
came to this page. Our lawyers made us include
it and made us use a precious button on our home
page to get you here. At first, we thought the
lawyers were a real pain. But then we read the
page. What a Netwakening! It's really important
stuff. We took the legalese the lawyers wrote
and translated it into readable English. So be
a smart nethead and read the stuff on this page.
It could prevent you from hearing from our lawyers,
or worse yet, from really nasty people, like prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site
so that people like you (and people you like)
can use it for personal entertainment, information,
education, communication, and cybergratification.
So go ahead and browse around all you like. You
can even download stuff from the site but only
for non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though,
don't fool around with the copyright and other
notices all over the stuff. They're there for
a really good reason. And don't even think about
distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing,
re-posting, or anything else uncool with any of
the stuff, including the text, images, audio,
and video, for public or commercial purposes unless
we give you written permission. And it's not likely
we will.
If you visit our
site, you're also legally obligated to [read:
stuck with] the terms and conditions listed below
and any other law or regulation that applies to
the site, the Internet, the World Wide Web, or
even Clowne in Derbyshire (where I live). You
shouldn't access or browse the site if you have
any problem with that, because once you start,
there's no turning back -- you are bound by [read:
stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop
on our Top Ten Rules for Cybersurfers who hang
out on our site:
1.
For everyone's sake, just assume that everything
on the site is copyrighted unless we say it's not.
So you can't use the stuff except how we say you
can on this page or anywhere else on the site without
our written permission. And like we said before,
it's not likely we'll give you permission anyway.
In fact, even if we wanted to, the lawyers are likely
to veto any deal anyway. So it's better you don't
even ask.
2.
While we try to include accurate stuff on the site,
we're not promising you it's accurate. In fact,
we're not promising you anything except fun and
entertainment. So if you use stuff on the site,
you're using it at your own risk. Don't call us
if there's a problem because we assume no liability
or responsibility for errors or omissions on the
site.
3.
We and anybody else who helped us create, produce,
or deliver the site are not liable for any damages
you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers
want you to know that our disclaimer includes "direct,
incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive
damages arising out of your access to, or use of,
the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything
on the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY
OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING,
BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.
Please
note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion
of implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions
may not apply to you. Check your local laws for
any restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion
of implied warranties. " Ugh! What a mouthful
from the mouthpieces. We put all of that in quotes
because we couldn't figure out any other way to
say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's
the bottom line -- we're not responsible if you're
browsing around and the site damages you or your
computer or infects it with any nasty viruses. We
sure hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't
call us.
4.
If you don't want the world to know something, don't
post in on the site in any bulletin board or anyplace
else. That's because anything you disclose to us
is ours. That's right -- ours. So we can do anything
we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce
it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast
it, and post it someplace else. We can even send
it to your mother (as soon as we find her address).
Not only that, we can even use any ideas, concepts,
know-how, or techniques you post any way we want
to, including, developing, manufacturing and marketing
products or other stuff using the information you
post.
5.
Pictures of people or places shown on the site are
either our property or someone else's property we're
using with their permission. No matter what, it's
definitely not your property. You or any of your
net-friends can't use it unless we said you could
on this page or somewhere else on the site. And
guess what -- we won't say yes. So be careful, Bunky,
because unauthorized use may violate all sorts of
nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download
to yourself.
6.
There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service
marks on the site that either we own or we're using
with someone else's permission. So don't think you
have any kind of license or right to use them, because
you don't and we're not about to give you one. If
you don't leave them alone and mess with our trademarks,
logos and service marks on our site, we'll probably
go ballistic, so will the companies that own the
other trademarks, logos and service marks. That
means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a prosecutor
to come after you for messing around with our property
or the property of others.
7.
You'll probably notice we've linked our site to
lots of others. While that's cool, it doesn't mean
we've looked at all those sites, much less checked
them out periodically to see what's going on. So
don't blame us if some site you link to is bad or
has stuff on it that offends you or your pets. Go
ahead and link, but remember, you're doing it at
your risk.
8.
That brings us to what you do on our own site. While
we occasionally listen in on chat groups, or look
at the posting in our discussion groups or on our
bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and assume
no liability for the content of those locations
or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander,
omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or
profanity you might encounter when you visit such
places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting
or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous,
defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic,
nasty, mean, or profane material or any material
that law enforcement types may consider a criminal
offense, get someone in court on a civil lawsuit,
or for that matter violate any law -- anywhere,
anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy,
we have no choice but to fully cooperate with any
law enforcement authorities or court which might
ask us who might have posted nasty stuff on our
site.
9.
Software that we use on this Site is protected by
all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that,
you can't download or send the software to anyone
in the vacation travel spots of Cuba, Iraq, Libya,
North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where
United States has embargoed goods; or (get this)
to anyone on the United States Treasury Department's
list of Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S.
Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders, or the
FBI's Most Wanted Internet Creeps List (just kidding
on the last one). As if that were not tough enough,
if you live in or are a national of any of those
lovely places, you're not even supposed to be reading
this page, so beat it!
10.
We're also allowed to change this page and anything
else on the site any time we want to. That's because
it's ours and we have the programmers who can do
it. If we do change the page, then you're bound
by [read: stuck with] those changes, too, whenever
you visit our site.
11.
If either of us wants to make something of it and
wants to “sue” (a dirty word) then we have to follow
these rules of engagement. (sort of according to
the Geneva Convention):
This Agreement is governed by the
laws of the State of
(to be determined),
without regard to principles of conflict of laws.
To the extent you have in any manner
violated or threatened to violate
Mick
Hart Training Systems
and/or its affiliates' intellectual property rights,
Mick
Hart Training Systems
and/or its affiliates may seek injunctive or other
appropriate relief in any state or federal
court in the State of (to
be determined),
and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and
venue in such courts.
Any other disputes will be resolved
as follows:
If a dispute arises under this
agreement, we agree to first try to resolve it
with the help of a mutually agreed-upon mediator
in the following location:
(to be determined).
Any costs and fees other than attorney fees associated
with the mediation will be shared equally by each
of us.
If it proves impossible
to arrive at a mutually satisfactory solution
through mediation, we agree to submit the dispute
to binding arbitration at the following location:
(to
be determined),
under the rules of the American Arbitration Association
or any others in the UK. Judgment upon the award
rendered by the arbitration may be entered in
any court with jurisdiction to do so.
If this all sounds
kind of mean and undiplomatic, you should have
seen what the lawyers gave to us in the first
place. We had to remind them that human torture
and sacrifice was outlawed in the United States.
Boy, did they look disappointed!
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Recent Update: 12th Sept 2003
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